The Dixon Fairy

Legend has it, if you're a good little fangirl and you eat all your squirrel sushi and send lots of lovey tweets and/or care packages to Norman and Michael, the Dixon Fairy will come and leave sexy Dixon pictures under your pillow...

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BACKSTORY: The Dixon Fairy is the product of a conversation with a fellow Vixen who had a hard time tracking down a copy of the Entertainment Weekly with the Dixon brothers on the cover. It just so happened that I had an extra, so I mailed it to her. Somehow or another, this turned into daydreams of a motorcycle-riding redneck fairy with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag full of treats.